Posts tagged "Presidential Primary"
GANGSTERS STEAL ELECTION!
Monday, July 4, 2016
On Monday, June 6th, 2016, gangsters lead by notorious crime lord Hillary “Big C.” Rodham Clinton attempted a daring heist of the Democratic nomination for President! The caper, hatched since at least July, 2008, involved numerous collaborators, plants, and patsies in every level of government, perhaps including even the President of the United States himself!
Max ROMney
Saturday, March 31, 2012
I was watching this popular Youtube video about a week ago, and a segment at the end with a bunch of Mitt Romneys on televisions screens made me realize that the candidate looks a lot like Max Headroom, the “computer-generated celebrity” from the 1980s Coca-Cola used as the pitchman for their disastrous New Coke product line…
Humbugs
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Tags: birth control, Dorothy, GOP, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Oz, Presidential Primary, Republican, Republican Party, Republican primary, Republicans, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Ruby Slippers, Toto, Wizard of Oz, women, women's issues, yellow brick road
Platforms
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
While my own, personal feelings on the execution of Osama Bin Laden weren’t quite as black-and-white as most, it’s inarguable that it was a major political victory for the Obama Administration, from the perspective of the American electorate. This is why I find it ridiculous that practically every candidate in the Republican Primary (with the exception of Ron Paul) apparently insists on sticking with the ol’ Conservative standby, “[Democratic candidate] is weak on defense!”
GOP Bless Us, Everyone
Saturday, December 24, 2011
People have been comparing Newt Gingrich to Ebenezer Scrooge ever since he began calling for the repeal of child labor laws some weeks ago. Considering how Gingrich’s campaign came back from the dead following Herman Cain’s implosion, I thought there might be something in a comparison to Jacob Marley, instead…
Frontrunners
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Gingrich really owes his sudden popularity mainly to just how inept his competition is…
How the Gingrich Stole Christmas!
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Newt Gingrich, the current flavor-of-the-month in the GOP Presidential Primary, recently called anti-child labor laws “stupid,” and argued that children in poverty find themselves there because of a lack of opportunities to develop a good work ethic…
Death Race 2012
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Since the Republican “base” seems to be so pro-death, I figured they may as well go all in and run Death as their next candidate for President…
Trouble Brewing
Friday, July 1, 2011
I thought maybe I should compose something to remind people: Michele Bachmann is nuts…