Posts tagged "GOP"

Big Gulp

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Big Gulp

The two highest-profile events in American politics this week were the President’s State of the Union address, followed by the State of Marco Rubio’s Throat address, which was apparently “Dry. So very, very dry…”

A Leg Up

Saturday, December 8, 2012

A Leg Up

Republicans in the Senate voted to reject the UN Treaty on the rights of the disabled, a move so cartoonishly evil and idiotic, I felt I ought to address it.

Rational Actor

Friday, August 31, 2012

Rational Actor

Aside from the lying, one of the major themes of the Republican National Convention was trying to humanize Mitt Romney to the American public, which worked out like an alchemist attempting to transmute lead into gold. There were several reasons for this, not all of them tied to Romney’s being a soulless, private-equity golem powered by tax fraud, diet Coke, and skinless turkey…

You Can’t Spell ‘Grope’ Without G-O-P!

Saturday, August 25, 2012

You Can't Spell 'Grope' Without G-O-P!

The Republican Party has made forcing its skewed “morality” on women’s bodies a central plank of its 2012 electoral agenda…

Red Menace

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Red Menace

Despite the majority of Americans being sick of war after a decade of the Bush Administration’s miserable failures in Iraq and Afghanistan, and despite the hundreds of thousands of pointless casualties those two conflicts have incurred, Mitt Romney seems eager to sacrifice even more American troops and foreign civilians to the Blood God.

Charity Cases

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Charity Cases

Do you have any idea how hard it is to raise five boys and dressage horses on a family income of only a quarter of a billion dollars? No?? Well then DON’T SCOFF Ann Romney’s choice to be a “stay-at-homes” mom!!

Max ROMney

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Max ROMney

I was watching this popular Youtube video about a week ago, and segment at the end with a bunch of Mitt Romneys on televisions screens made me realize that the candidate looks a lot like Max Headroom, the “computer-generated celebrity” from the 1980s Coca-Cola used as the pitchman for their disastrous New Coke product line

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