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Under PRESSure
Saturday, May 18, 2013
The Department of Justice seized the phone records of the Associated Press, allegedly in pursuit of “leaks” of classified information…
Sanford & State
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Tags: affair, bride, cheating husband, dishonesty, Elizabeth Colbert-Bush, Fred Sanford, groom, hairpins, horrible skin, Lamont Sanford, making out, Mark Sanford, marriage, mistress, Sanford & Son, South Carolina, wedding, wedding bands, wedding cake, wedding dress
Priorities
Friday, December 21, 2012
To LaPierre and the N.R.A., literal violence is less of a problem than fictional descriptions of violence; and devices whose only purpose is to kill, maim, and destroy are less of a problem than depictions of their use, especially made-up ones, with those that critically analyze their consequences, I assume, being the worst.
Red Menace
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Despite the majority of Americans being sick of war after a decade of the Bush Administration’s miserable failures in Iraq and Afghanistan, and despite the hundreds of thousands of pointless casualties those two conflicts have incurred, Mitt Romney seems eager to sacrifice even more American troops and foreign civilians to the Blood God.
Contract From Below
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Tags: 666, ATF, Balrog, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bush, cigar, Clinton, demon, demons, devil, drug lords, Dubya, Eric Holder, Executive Privilege, Fast and Furious, Faust, fire, firearms, flames, George W. Bush, guns, Justice Department, Mephisto, Mephistopheles, Mexican drug lords, Monica Lewinsky, Nixon, Obama, pentagram, Project Gunrunner, Richard Nixon, Satan, W.
Strings Attached
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Congress recently passed an Act that would grant the President nigh-unlimited power to imprison anyone without trial, even US citizens, for the duration of the “War on Terror,” which is another way of saying “forever.”
No Further Questions
Saturday, October 15, 2011
I originally wrote this gag for President Bush. In a way, that’s all that really needs to be said about Obama’s approach to the “War on Terror”–his policies have become so similar to those of the Bush Administration that they’re practically interchangeable…
Don’t Tread on Me
Thursday, September 29, 2011
It takes at least two for you to have a war, but all we’ve seen lately has been one side savagely flogging the other without much being done in the way of retaliation. If what Obama’s calling for is “class warfare,” then the status quo could be called a “class massacre”…
The Hand-Off
Monday, September 19, 2011
I wasn’t sure what to think about this particular situation, but I do know there is already a history of Obama getting blamed for bills incurred by President Bush (such as TARP), and I realize most of the National Debt is the work of decades’ worth of Presidents and Congresses and wasting tons of money on dumb wars…
The Texacutioner
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Those who saw the debate may have noticed that the biggest applause line of the night was Brian Williams’ pointing out the fact that Rick Perry, the current leader for the Republican Presidential nomination in 2012, has executed 234 people during his term as the Governor of Texas–”More than any other governor in modern memory”…