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Bomb Appétit
Thursday, January 18, 2018
In a time of unprecedented plenty, as well as an ability to meet the basic needs of every person on Earth, America’s number one material and cultural export remains warfare…
Brazen Bull
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Obama’s signature legislative achievement, the Affordable Care Act, had been compromised to the point that it couldn’t even be called a half-measure, and any gains made by it were encased in a byzantine, bureaucratic maze reminiscent of the movie Brazil…
Harvey Dentocrats
Saturday, December 31, 2016
All it took for Democrats to abandon this position of relative sanity was fed-up Republican voters dousing them with a faceful of Trump™ brand sulfuric acid…
Madam President or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Saturday, October 8, 2016
You’ve come a long way, baby!
GANGSTERS STEAL ELECTION!
Monday, July 4, 2016
On Monday, June 6th, 2016, gangsters lead by notorious crime lord Hillary “Big C.” Rodham Clinton attempted a daring heist of the Democratic nomination for President! The caper, hatched since at least July, 2008, involved numerous collaborators, plants, and patsies in every level of government, perhaps including even the President of the United States himself!
The Woman of Steal
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Personally, I trust Superman to do better against Hitler than I would expect from Bizarro…
Little GOP of Horrors
Saturday, August 29, 2015
In contrast to his reputation as a builder, devouring the entire slate of Republican candidates this election cycle and rendering the Republican brand as radioactive as Chernobyl would be Trump’s greatest, most lasting achievement, having a far longer-term, more meaningful, and positive impact on history and the world than any number of golf courses with ridiculously-oversized American flags or skyscrapers with his name plastered on them in giant letters.
Big Bad on Campus
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Penn State and SAE sure are lucky this “Rape on Campus” flap came along when it did, eh?
The Bigots’ Crusade
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Meanwhile, on the oppression side of things, a “crusade” against the Civil Rights of homosexuals in the United States continues to this very day…
Stomp Out the Vote
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Aware of the inverse relationship between the size and diversity of a group of people, and the likelihood individuals in that group will vote for them–even when given only one other choice–the GOP has apparently reasoned that if they want to continue winning elections without having to make their policies more-inclusive and less-terrible, their best bet is to use the powers they gained during the 2010 election to decrease turnout in the future.