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Harvey Dentocrats

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Harvey Dentocrats

All it took for Democrats to abandon this position of relative sanity was fed-up Republican voters dousing them with a faceful of Trump™ brand sulfuric acid…

Madam President or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Madam President or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

You’ve come a long way, baby!

GANGSTERS STEAL ELECTION!

Monday, July 4, 2016

On Monday, June 6th, 2016, gangsters lead by notorious crime lord Hillary “Big C.” Rodham Clinton attempted a daring heist of the Democratic nomination for President! The caper, hatched since at least July, 2008, involved numerous collaborators, plants, and patsies in every level of government, perhaps including even the President of the United States himself!

The Woman of Steal

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Personally, I trust Superman to do better against Hitler than I would expect from Bizarro

Little GOP of Horrors

Saturday, August 29, 2015

In contrast to his reputation as a builder, devouring the entire slate of Republican candidates this election cycle and rendering the Republican brand as radioactive as Chernobyl would be Trump’s greatest, most lasting achievement, having a far longer-term, more meaningful, and positive impact on history and the world than any number of golf courses with ridiculously-oversized American flags or skyscrapers with his name plastered on them in giant letters.

Big Bad on Campus

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Big Bad on Campus

Penn State and SAE sure are lucky this “Rape on Campus” flap came along when it did, eh?

The Bigots’ Crusade

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Ha-ha!

Meanwhile, on the oppression side of things, a “crusade” against the Civil Rights of homosexuals in the United States continues to this very day…

Stomp Out the Vote

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Stomp Out the Vote

Aware of the inverse relationship between the size and diversity of a group of people, and the likelihood individuals in that group will vote for them–even when given only one other choice–the GOP has apparently reasoned that if they want to continue winning elections without having to make their policies more-inclusive and less-terrible, their best bet is to use the powers they gained during the 2010 election to decrease turnout in the future.

The Curse of Mr. Iraqyzptlk

Friday, September 6, 2013

The Curse of Mr. Iraqyzptlk

“An attack on Syria, no matter how well-intentioned, is bound to result in a staggering amount of collateral damage, and a tremendous number of civilian casualties, much like the fight between Kal-El and General Zod in the recent Man of Steel film; A Good Cartoon.”

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