Posts tagged "Bill Clinton"
He Chose… Poorly
Saturday, December 21, 2024
Ladies, you might wanna start packing, and make sure to include a visit to the firing range in all your girls’ nights out from now on.
GANGSTERS STEAL ELECTION!
Monday, July 4, 2016
On Monday, June 6th, 2016, gangsters lead by notorious crime lord Hillary “Big C.” Rodham Clinton attempted a daring heist of the Democratic nomination for President! The caper, hatched since at least July, 2008, involved numerous collaborators, plants, and patsies in every level of government, perhaps including even the President of the United States himself!
Fear Leads to Hate
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
It turns out Bernie Sanders is and always has been the “pragmatic” choice to defeat Trump Drumpf. Like every other word out of Hillary Clinton’s mouth, such as her commitment to a final debate in California, claims to the contrary were lies, or at least dredged from a deep well of self-deception…
Little GOP of Horrors
Saturday, August 29, 2015
In contrast to his reputation as a builder, devouring the entire slate of Republican candidates this election cycle and rendering the Republican brand as radioactive as Chernobyl would be Trump’s greatest, most lasting achievement, having a far longer-term, more meaningful, and positive impact on history and the world than any number of golf courses with ridiculously-oversized American flags or skyscrapers with his name plastered on them in giant letters.
Rope-a-Dope
Saturday, September 8, 2012
Tags: 2012 Presidential election, bag of money, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, boxer, boxing, boxing gloves, Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, Deval Patrick, dollar sign, Elizabeth Warren, Eva Longoria, George Foreman, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Julian Castro, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, money, Muhammad Ali, Obama, Paul Ryan, Presidential election, Reince Priebus, Romney, Scarlett Johansson, Super PACs
Contract From Below
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Tags: 666, ATF, Balrog, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bush, cigar, Clinton, demon, demons, devil, drug lords, Dubya, Eric Holder, Executive Privilege, Fast and Furious, Faust, fire, firearms, flames, George W. Bush, guns, Justice Department, Mephisto, Mephistopheles, Mexican drug lords, Monica Lewinsky, Nixon, Obama, pentagram, Project Gunrunner, Richard Nixon, Satan, W.
Weiner of Mass Distraction
Monday, June 20, 2011
I’m sure many of those who called for Anthony Weiner’s resignation (or demanded such from President Clinton when he was embroiled in his own scandal) are the same ones who defended the lies and treason of the Bush Administration, and probably do so to this day without any awareness of the irony…
Presidential Evolution
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Bush, cigar, Clinton, evolution, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, giant foam cowboy hat, leisure suit, Obama, Reagan, Ronald Reagan, W.
Queen of the Hill
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Blackadder, Elitism, Henry VIII, Hillary Clinton, Queen Elizabeth, Socks the Cat
Act Natural
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Democratic Primary, Hillary Clinton, Trenchcoat