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Asteriskhole

Friday, October 25, 2024

Donald Trump with his mouth represented by an asshole-like asterisk, following the phrase "trust me."

The symbol standing in for the B.H.mouth here is an asterisk, which culture broadly associates with disclaimers, misleading contracts, and general dishonesty, especially when placed alongside otherwise very simple, clear and direct statements like, “trust me”…

Garbage Bailout

Sunday, July 28, 2024

A guy in a MAGA T-shirt complains about the economy while dumping the contents of his wallet into a garbage can held by Donald Trump and labeled "bail fund."

I hope people don’t read this as a celebration or defense of the economy under Joe Biden so much as how it’s intended: as an attack on poor, white trash and demented geezers who complain about that economy while sending all their welfare and Social Security checks to Donald Trump.

Trumpoply

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Donald Trump themed Monopoly board with Trump as the guy In Jail.

If you or I were to lie our assets off like Donald Trump has, we’d be instantly dragged to prison…

Wee Wee-Wee

Friday, March 8, 2024

"Lady Justice, Alvin Bragg, Fani Willis, and Jack Smith attempt to catch a greased pig that looks like Donald Trump.

This cartoon addresses Donald Trump’s history of evading justice, especially with regard to crimes he committed both during his time in office and shortly afterwards. It likens the situation to “catching a greased pig,” a once-common expression used to describe a challenging activity or a “slippery” person who frequently escapes responsibilities or consequences…

The Last Of Coronavirus

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Nope, no brains here.

There still doesn’t seem to be any actual end in sight for the coronavirus pandemic, but in yet another flagrant (if not surprising) rebuke of “the science,” Biden apparently thinks the best way to deal with it now is to just arbitrarily declare the emergency will end in May, 2023…

Elon Musk (Parroty)

Friday, December 23, 2022

Elon Musk foolishly releases a pandemonium of parrots from a cage, representing Twitter. The parrots immediately start biting and shitting on him.

Elon Musk and his army of mouth-breathing, crypto-hawking suck-ups variously claim that he is a self-made billionaire, an engineer, a rocket scientist, a founder or cofounder of online payment service PayPal and electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla, a “free speech absolutist,” and also very clever and funny. Not one of these claims is true.

Windmills Do Not Work That Way!!!

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Joe Biden, drawn like Ed "Big Daddy" Roth's Rat Fink character, drives a souped-up roadster based on the Gigahorse from Mad Max: Fury Road. The car, representing massive increases in oil and gas drilling, carries a small windmill, representing paltry investment in renewable/green energy.

When it comes to Climate Change, the Inflation Reduction Act forces us to make things significantly worse before we’re allowed to start making them even slightly better.

Bar Association

Saturday, August 6, 2022

Brett Kavanaugh roofies Lady Justice and Clarence Thomas garnishes her beverage with a pubic hair while Samuel Alito, Amy Coney-Barrett, and Neil Gorsuch watch with amusement.

Speaking of laziness and evil, we have two of the concurring “justices,” Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh; one known almost as much for sleeping through oral arguments as he is for sexual harassment, and the other a drunken liar credibly accused of either indecent exposure, sexual assault or rape by no fewer than three women…

Bad Negotiator

Monday, November 8, 2021

Joe Biden, a bad salesman, attempts to sell a car to Joe Manchin, an even worse customer

Joe Manchin is a pompous, malignant asshole who never, ever intended to negotiate in good-faith over the infrastructure bills, as illustrated by him repeatedly decreasing the maximum amount of money he’s been willing to support each time the cost has been cut to meet his previously-stated demands.

There’s No Such Thing As A Dragon

Tuesday, September 21, 2021

The longer you ignore a problem, the bigger it gets, until it reaches a scale that’s nigh-impossible to deal with.

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