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The Poor, The
Monday, June 30, 2025
The Nazis already gave away the game 80 years ago which Republican eugenicists now clumsily attempt to tee up like a pack of bumbling, incontinent golfers. Dachau, Auschwitz, Sachsenhausen, and other concentration camps prominently displayed the slogan “Arbeit Macht Frei,” meaning “Work Sets You Free,” as a constant reminder to prisoners within that their only value to the ruling empire was the labor being forced out of them, and the only freedom they’d ever receive from this forced labor would be death.
That Orange Bastard
Monday, May 5, 2025
When looking for disturbing things about Trump and his current batch of miscreant cronies that are novel, one may instead make special note of how much they all literally stink…
Tied Down
Friday, April 18, 2025
What do you expect from a guy who was such an incompetent businessman, he managed to bankrupt multiple casinos?
I’ll Have What He’s Having
Friday, March 7, 2025
Some people have such a warped, sadistic sense of morality and justice that they’d prefer to be personally abused, beaten or killed over nobody being hurt at all, as long as someone they dislike is being abused, beaten or killed even more savagely…
Crazytown
Saturday, February 15, 2025
Maybe Sirhan Sirhan actually did Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. a favor by preventing him from seeing what an embarrassing creep his son would turn out to be.
Super-Man or Super-WIMP?
Saturday, January 18, 2025
Superman shouldn’t be begging “Lois Lane” not to dump him while Lex Luthor bosses him around! He should be hauling a broken Lex to prison while Lois reports on whatever that bald asshole did to earn his latest beating from the Man of Steel!
How Elon Musk Stole Democracy!
Saturday, January 11, 2025
Elon Musk definitely did engage in election fraud—this fact is indisputable because he did it openly.
He Chose… Poorly
Saturday, December 21, 2024
Ladies, you might wanna start packing, and make sure to include a visit to the firing range in all your girls’ nights out from now on.
Asteriskhole
Friday, October 25, 2024
The symbol standing in for the B.H.mouth here is an asterisk, which culture broadly associates with disclaimers, misleading contracts, and general dishonesty, especially when placed alongside otherwise very simple, clear and direct statements like, “trust me”…
Garbage Bailout
Sunday, July 28, 2024
I hope people don’t read this as a celebration or defense of the economy under Joe Biden so much as how it’s intended: as an attack on poor, white trash and demented geezers who complain about that economy while sending all their welfare and Social Security checks to Donald Trump.