Joementum

joe biden and the establishment versus bernie sanders
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By » Tony Caroselli (March 20th, 2020 at 10:18 pm)

BERNIE SUPPORTER: [posts week-old article about how Bernie can still win]

ME: Well, yeah, if he wins over 75% of Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York and New Jersey plus over 60% of all the other states and over 75% of the superdelegates. But that’s not likely, since thus far, the only state where he has gained votes is Utah.

HER: Do you have any friends?

ME: Funny you should ask that. I used to four years ago, but then they noticed I’m really just an angry, embittered old man, and the only reason they were hanging out with me in the first place is because their only other choice was an angry, embittered old woman who reminded them of their bitch of a 9th-grade English teacher.

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