Posts tagged "Tesla"

Tesla, The Car That Could Drive Itself

Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Tesla Robotaxis are like Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car.

None of Tesla’s “Robotaxis” are fully autonomous. They all either contain safety monitors or depend upon teleoperation or both. After all the ludicrous numbers of “fully autonomous” vehicles Elon has promised for over a decade, the amount he’s actually delivered by the end of 2025 is still zero.

Elon Musk (Parroty)

Friday, December 23, 2022

Elon Musk foolishly releases a pandemonium of parrots from a cage, representing Twitter. The parrots immediately start biting and shitting on him.

Elon Musk and his army of mouth-breathing, crypto-hawking suck-ups variously claim that he is a self-made billionaire, an engineer, a rocket scientist, a founder or cofounder of online payment service PayPal and electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla, a “free speech absolutist,” and also very clever and funny. Not one of these claims is true.

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