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T-Ball
Thursday, April 30, 2020
I said in 2016, “Damn, the Democratic Party really nominated the ONE PERSON who could possibly lose an open election to a dim-witted, flatulent psychopath like Donald Trump, huh??”
But, I have to hand it to them: they proved me wrong by finding another!
How Dry I Am
Monday, October 29, 2018
A proven perjurer, violent drunk, and probable rapist now sits on the Supreme Court as its newest member.
The Art of the Deal
Saturday, March 3, 2018
While Republicans are at this point ridiculously open about their disrespect and even hatred for minorities, immigrants, women, senior citizens, and the poor, Democratic representatives and lawmakers often exhibit the same contempt for each of these demographics in their actions, regardless of their words.
The New Normal
Monday, December 18, 2017
An audience ever-more informed about what happens in the government, despite concerted efforts on both sides of the aisle to keep them ignorant, has appropriately reacted with horror and revulsion, now that the executive in charge is a man-child with no filter…
Brazen Bull
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Obama’s signature legislative achievement, the Affordable Care Act, had been compromised to the point that it couldn’t even be called a half-measure, and any gains made by it were encased in a byzantine, bureaucratic maze reminiscent of the movie Brazil…
A-Hole in One
Friday, May 12, 2017
If he’s capable of learning anything, Trump’s already learned that bombing some foreigners is an at least temporarily-effective red herring.
Madam President or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Saturday, October 8, 2016
You’ve come a long way, baby!
GANGSTERS STEAL ELECTION!
Monday, July 4, 2016
On Monday, June 6th, 2016, gangsters lead by notorious crime lord Hillary “Big C.” Rodham Clinton attempted a daring heist of the Democratic nomination for President! The caper, hatched since at least July, 2008, involved numerous collaborators, plants, and patsies in every level of government, perhaps including even the President of the United States himself!
Firemen
Friday, July 24, 2015
When the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action regarding Iran’s nuclear program was announced last Tuesday, the reactions by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and the Republican Party were swift, predictable, and overwhelmingly negative…