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To Catch a President

Thursday, April 30, 2026

Donald Trump appears on To Catch A Predator

Is Donald Trump a pedophile? Most likely! Is he is a rapist who’s spent decades gleefully associating with, befriending, enabling, aiding, abetting, hiring, and officially taking advice from pedophiles? Most definitely, so anyone who supports him is by the transitive property also a supporter of pedophiles, no matter how many of Trump’s rape victims were underaged at the time.

I’ll Have What He’s Having

Friday, March 7, 2025

Some people have such a warped, sadistic sense of morality and justice that they’d prefer to be personally abused, beaten or killed over nobody being hurt at all, as long as someone they dislike is being abused, beaten or killed even more savagely…

Garbage Bailout

Sunday, July 28, 2024

A guy in a MAGA T-shirt complains about the economy while dumping the contents of his wallet into a garbage can held by Donald Trump and labeled "bail fund."

I hope people don’t read this as a celebration or defense of the economy under Joe Biden so much as how it’s intended: as an attack on poor, white trash and demented geezers who complain about that economy while sending all their welfare and Social Security checks to Donald Trump.

Elon Musk (Parroty)

Friday, December 23, 2022

Elon Musk foolishly releases a pandemonium of parrots from a cage, representing Twitter. The parrots immediately start biting and shitting on him.

Elon Musk and his army of mouth-breathing, crypto-hawking suck-ups variously claim that he is a self-made billionaire, an engineer, a rocket scientist, a founder or cofounder of online payment service PayPal and electric vehicle manufacturer Tesla, a “free speech absolutist,” and also very clever and funny. Not one of these claims is true.

Keeping Families Together

Monday, May 17, 2021

Joe Biden thinks it's ok to lock children in cages as long as their parents are crammed in there with them.

Instead of shutting down the concentration camps, Biden’s expanded their usage, and instead of freeing the children from the cages, he’s just crammed their parents in there with them!

Clinging To Power

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Donald Trump grabs Lady Liberty by the pussy while Joe Biden tries to do the same.

It’s been about two weeks since one demented, racist, serially–dishonest sexual predator defeated the other demented, racist, serially–dishonest sexual predator in the 2020 American Presidential election…

Brazen Bull

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Obama’s signature legislative achievement, the Affordable Care Act, had been compromised to the point that it couldn’t even be called a half-measure, and any gains made by it were encased in a byzantine, bureaucratic maze reminiscent of the movie Brazil…