He Chose… Poorly

Immediately following the totally–legitimate and not-at-all-suspicious re-election of Donald Trump, the stupidest, ugliest, and probably smelliest President in American history, some of the most despicable man-children who ever lurched around their mother’s basement apparently thought they’d been given a license to openly threaten women all over the country by declaring, “Your body, my choice.”

It’s a legally-established fact that Trump is a rapist, and while normal people would obviously find that to be disqualifying for any public office, these wannabe-rapists instead consider it a plus. Sure, he may not be the first sex offender and Epstein pal to live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but I guess they never felt represented by the last one because that guy at least had undeniable rizz, whereas they tend to exhibit the same charm and personality as an active HSV infection.

Are they too stupid to consider what America’s rampant gun problem plus a whole lot more women being extraordinarily frightened and pissed-off might equal for their junks, or are they perhaps counting on their victims not having good enough aim to hit such a small target? The good news is that most of these drooling mutants are probably too weak, cowardly, and awkward to even approach a woman without soiling themselves in terror before they get anywhere near her, but ladies, you might wanna start packing, and make sure to include a visit to the firing range in all your girls’ nights out from now on, just in case.

Am I saying women should gun down anyone who unambiguously threatens them with rape? HELL YES, I AM. That’s self-defense, after all, and in a rich bit of turnabout, these guys are practically asking for it, anyway!